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Aug 29, 2013 12:40:11 GMT -7
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Post by rocketlab on Aug 29, 2013 12:40:11 GMT -7
Why do Artesia Fans wear orange?
So they can dress that way for the game on Friday, go hunting Saturday & Sunday and pick up trash on Monday.
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Post by godogs09 on Aug 29, 2013 15:38:20 GMT -7
Q: What is the difference between a Goddard Rocket fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
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Post by Jades on Aug 29, 2013 15:44:30 GMT -7
How do you keep the Goddard Rockets out of your front yard?
Put up a Goal Post
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Post by rocketlab on Aug 29, 2013 15:58:52 GMT -7
Q: How can you tell if an Artesia football player has a girlfriend?
A: There are tobacco stains down both side of the truck
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Post by godogs09 on Aug 29, 2013 16:07:44 GMT -7
What do you have when you have 10 Goddard fans on the moon? A problem
What do you have when you have 100 Goddard fans on the moon? A problem
What do you have when you have 1000 Goddard fans on the moon? A problem
What do you have when you every Goddard fan on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED
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Aug 29, 2013 16:12:04 GMT -7
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Post by rocketlab on Aug 29, 2013 16:12:04 GMT -7
Changing gears here-
Q: How is the Roswell High football team like an opossum?
A: They play dead at home and get killed on the road
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Post by Charliedog on Aug 29, 2013 18:22:05 GMT -7
How can you tell who the best Goddard Rocket Players are?
They are the ones who live in the Roswell High DIstrict.
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Post by Mr. Pitch on Aug 29, 2013 18:30:37 GMT -7
Q: How can you tell if an Artesia football player has a girlfriend? A: There are tobacco stains down both side of the truck That's good stuff
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Post by rocketlab on Aug 29, 2013 18:58:41 GMT -7
Here's one for ChuckyD
Q: What does the average Lovington player get on his SATs?
A: Drool
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Post by rocketlab on Aug 29, 2013 19:04:33 GMT -7
Two Cavemen football players were walking in the woods. One of them said, "Look, a dead bird." The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"
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Post by Mr. Pitch on Aug 29, 2013 19:52:01 GMT -7
If you see a Carlsbad fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him? It could be your bike.
Why are rectal thermometers banned in Roswell?
They cause too much brain damage.
Why do they throw out a sack of manure at all Artesia weddings?
To keep the flies off the bride.
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Post by Agent Orange on Aug 29, 2013 20:04:43 GMT -7
These are funny I don't care who you are
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Post by crispysdad on Aug 30, 2013 3:49:44 GMT -7
What's the difference between a Silver City cheerleader and a bucket of crap? The bucket.
Yes, I still have a Silver City grudge.
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Post by olddog73 on Aug 30, 2013 4:57:56 GMT -7
Charliedog,
I've got an AMEN on yours! (Due to past experience).
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Post by olddog73 on Aug 30, 2013 4:59:28 GMT -7
How do you tell a Rocket Cheerleader from a Rocket Football Player?
The cheerleaders braid their armpits....
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Post by crispysdad on Aug 30, 2013 5:38:03 GMT -7
Charliedog, I've got an AMEN on yours! (Due to past experience). I agree! The ones that have an element of truth to them are always the best ones.
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Aug 30, 2013 9:03:59 GMT -7
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Post by rocketlab on Aug 30, 2013 9:03:59 GMT -7
Q: What do you get when you put 32 Bulldog cheerleaders in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.
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Aug 30, 2013 9:33:58 GMT -7
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Post by rock9172 on Aug 30, 2013 9:33:58 GMT -7
How can you tell who the best Goddard Rocket Players are? They are the ones who live in the Roswell High DIstrict. This is actually the answer to the question..What is cdogs excuse for his buddies lack of success at Roswell High?
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Post by Jades on Aug 30, 2013 10:00:30 GMT -7
Hey, Rock, these are just jokes, don't get personal and your fan started it. Don't bring good people into something they had no part of. I don't personally know the ex-head coach but I do know Coach Faith and he is a good man and coach. His record at Lovington speaks for itself. No need to go there!
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Post by Charliedog on Aug 30, 2013 12:24:06 GMT -7
Jades no problem rock is a CD hater and always will be. I just consider the source and pay no attention to it.
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