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Post by sevenjrs on Mar 27, 2020 20:03:53 GMT -7
The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."
chit,,,I'm outa here,,,,!
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Post by sevenjrs on Mar 27, 2020 20:05:14 GMT -7
OK, OK,,just one more,,,,
A social worker from Ohio who was recently transferred to the mountains of North Georgia, was on the first tour of his new territory when he came upon the tiniest cabin he had ever seen in his life. Intrigued, he went up and knocked on the door.
'Anybody home?' he asked. 'Yep,' came a kid's voice through the door.
'Is your father there?' asked the social worker.
'Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in,' said the kid.
'Well, is your mother there?' persisted the social worker.
'Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here,' said the kid.
'But,' protested the social worker, 'are you never together as a family?
''Sure, but not here,' said the kid through the door.
'This is the outhouse!'😮
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Post by crispysdad on Mar 28, 2020 0:34:31 GMT -7
OK, OK,,just one more,,,, A social worker from Ohio who was recently transferred to the mountains of North Georgia, was on the first tour of his new territory when he came upon the tiniest cabin he had ever seen in his life. Intrigued, he went up and knocked on the door. 'Anybody home?' he asked. 'Yep,' came a kid's voice through the door. 'Is your father there?' asked the social worker. 'Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in,' said the kid. 'Well, is your mother there?' persisted the social worker. 'Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here,' said the kid. 'But,' protested the social worker, 'are you never together as a family? ''Sure, but not here,' said the kid through the door. 'This is the outhouse!'😮 Thumbs Up Now that's funny!  |
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Post by Agent Orange on Mar 28, 2020 19:42:29 GMT -7
My wife actually sent me this lol.  |
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Post by crispysdad on Mar 28, 2020 20:27:47 GMT -7
My wife actually sent me this lol. You better be careful Randall! Sounds like she may have plans.....but with YOU asking for the hair dryer, lol. |
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Post by Rick on Mar 29, 2020 7:40:54 GMT -7
A ventriloquist and his dummy are performing at a series of roadhouse bars/taverns throughout the state of West Virginia. The latter being a hillbilly state, he naturally has the dummy tell some hillbilly jokes.
One night, after the fourth or fifth hillbilly joke, this big old guy in the audience stands up and says, "Ah'm gettin' tard of them kinda jokes. We ain't all stupid, ya know."
The ventriloquist answers, "I'm terribly sorry, sir. You are absolutely right."
The guy replies, "Hey! Ah ain't talkin' to you! Ah'm talkin' to that smart aleck settin' on your knee!"
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Post by mikemoe01 on Mar 29, 2020 9:11:14 GMT -7
My wife came back from the dentist and tole me "I need implants". I said "I know, how are your teeth?"
A Mikemoe original.
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Post by Agent Orange on Mar 29, 2020 9:44:17 GMT -7
lol maybe crispy ha ha. That's a good one Mike  |
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Post by Agent Orange on Apr 1, 2020 9:24:30 GMT -7
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Post by bdogfan on Apr 1, 2020 15:18:07 GMT -7
The cat post is more true than a person thinks
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Post by crispysdad on Apr 1, 2020 22:18:47 GMT -7
. Looking for one of these in Bulldog Orange for my niece, lol. She is a senior at AHS this year........  |
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